Read on for a rundown of ideas for how to fill your calendar. Watch Daily Pop weekdays on E! Or even you know, "Human Person. Now after a couple more romps she finally asks," Captain does my holding on to your wedding tackle somehow give you extra energy? Would you like to view this in our Australian edition? Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself.

The ever so senior Captain asks what the matter is. He runs along corridors into the right room, up to the pillar and finds Don Roberts skulking behind. He pauses, snatches off the lid and looks inside. But Roberts is over fifteen hundred miles away, and it's beginning to look all over, bar the shouting. There was just a shadow of a boob in the pilot. The entire flight-plan, with all imaginable contingencies, has been programmed into quadruplicated flight management computers, all backup systems are duplicated and there is a fifth, entirely separate set of automatic systems in case of any unforeseen problems.

Pilot: "Ground, XY-line , requesting start-up. Mr Cheap-Laugh drops his trousers, makes lavatory chain pulling sign and noise and hurls himself out after wife and disappears into the darkness. The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the Co-pilot. Mystico leaps from top of the wardrobe on to the bed with a lusty yell. How do you stop a Flight Attendant from having an orgasm?

The Olympic symbol is superimposed briefly. Then cut to Francisco looking in shops in the Tottenham Court Road. St Peter processed them in and told them to go to the next room along and pick up their clocks. The lights go off downstairs and upstairs. Cut to stock shot of block falling down in slow motion. The whole thing kind of makes me sad now.